shake your kitty.

Who are you texting? No one at the moment.
Why aren't you in love with your last ex anymore? Because I love jesus now.
Do you think anyone has feelings for you? *smirk*
How late did you stay up last night and why? Um.. 2ish? Because I can never sleep anymore.
What do you currently hear right now? Lady Gaga.
Do you smoke crack everyday? Yes ma’am.
When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? Yesterday.
Who was the first person you talked to today? Myself.
Have you ever ridden a horse? Only a pony when I was wee wittle.
Have you ever cried so much you threw up? Yeah, I have.
What are you looking forward to in the next month? HALLOWEEN!!!!!!! *gets boner*
Are you anything like you were at this point last year? Not at all.
Are you wearing jeans right now? Werd.
Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't? no.
What's something you do when you're mad? Blow shit up.
Are you a patient person? Not at all.
Would you rather be mad or sad? Mad.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months? I have.
Do you ever use words like stoked, souped or sick? I aint no paper gangsta
When was the last time you cried? Ummm…I actually have no clue.
Closest green object to you? My hat.
Where is your default picture taken? My bathroom.
What is your current mood? Tummy achey…?
If you could go back in time and change something, would you? No.
Favorite color? I think purple.
What's your favorite smell? *blush*
Ever kissed in the rain? Nom nom nom
What are you thinking about right now? Showering.
What should you be doing? Nothing.
Do you like working in the yard? Um. No.
What color are your eyes? Golden brown with specs of gold and green in them. They’re yummy.
Is there someone you just can't imagine your life without? Umm…yeah, I guess.
Where did you get your last bruise from? Umm…I don’t know if I have any bruises right now.
Have you ever got a D or F on your report card? No.
If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be? Meissner.
Were you happy when you woke up today? I wanted to go back to bed, but yeah.
Do you believe in true love? Um…I believe you can love someone forever, but I don’t know if you can just love one person.
Will your next kiss be a mistake? Who knows.

Bratz, the movie review.

Umm, okay, so i rented the Bratz movie (because i'm a preteen girl) and i just have to say that it is the most ridiculous movie i've ever watched. first of all, aren't the bratz dolls supposed to be um, gorgeous and really into fashion? well...umm except for Sasha (the only pretty one) they don't dress very well.

this is also one of the most stereotypical movies i'e ever watched:

Cloe: blonde, lives in a nice home, pretty, only catch is she isn't very girly. she's sporty and poor apparently.
Jade: Asian. parents expect things from her. in science club. first day of school she makes fireworks in lab class.
Yasmin: Spanish. walks out of her room to an ENTIRE MEXICAN BAND in her kitchen. has no friends. figures.
Sasha: Black, but instead of not having a father, her parents are split up and hate eachother. she's a cheerleader (i guess because this school doesn't have a step team).

then there is this deaf kid who Yasmin bumps into and i think they are going to get it on later in the movie.

THEN!!!! the girls SPLIT UP and aren't friends anymore because they joined cliques (except Yasmin), and two years go by and everyone looks EXACTLY the same!!!

now i'm up to the part where the black music teacher is trying to make the deaf kid "feel the music" by having him put his hand on the speaker while he scratches the records.

OH!! and this school has a "people who like to dress as dinosaurs" click, and apparently you can bring your dog to school in this movie.

now there's a whole food fight scene because they all spilled spaghetti on each other and teachers are in on it...

now the huge bust of their principal fell and broke, because ya know, all schools have a bust of their principals. I know i did.

now they all have detention and are calling each other names. now sasha is giving sass and apparently cloe aint got no dad.

now yasmin is all "Oooo you shouldn't have said that nigga"

god, now they're all apologizing.

cloe kind of likes lady gaga, fyi.

now they all are planning on taking control of their lives and be themselves and not be in their cliques anymore.

JESUS CHRIST this movie is AWFUL!

okay, now they are all friends again, and Yasmins "Bubbie" is the mother from my big fat greek wedding, and she loves chocolate and gives yasmin shoes for chocolate.

and now there is auditions for the talent show...oh, and did you know that Dylan is totally into Yasmin because he never looks her in the eye, talks to her or remembers her name? um.. maybe because he's too busy reading your lips to look you in the eyes, sounds like a retard when he talks and can't fucking pronounce your name because he's DEAF?!?! did you ever think of that, chica?


um okay, now everyone is staring at them because they're all eating lunch together and apparently that is a sin (because of all the clicks)

oh shit now a jock and a nerd are fighting over Jade and the nerd knows fucking kong fu or something.


umm...now yasmins little brother is hitting on some little girl. i mean LITTLE GIRL, like ten.


now they are shopping for a party and cloe feels bad because he's not rich and can't afford anything.

and now there is a clothing Montague and i think i'm going to kill myself.

and now they aren't going to the party because they need to be in clicks to get in but they refuse to sit in cliques. puh-lease. just sit with eachother when you get there, duh.

Ooooooooooooooo now Yasmin and Dylan are talking and dylan felt her sing thru the speaker. gay. and she can't even sing that well and Dylan speaks way too well for a deaf person.

now Cloe's mom has a fever and is cooking for something and cloe sent her to bed and now the four of them are cooking for her and making crazy shit and here's another Montague and cloe's mom has a lazy eye and now they have to be servers at the party they didn't want to go to.

and now Jade ramade their serving outfits into harajuku-like costumes that aren't even made out of the same fabric.


umm... and now the girl who is throwing the party is singing some song called fabulous and is motioning at her crotch...umm is her twat fabulous? it's actually catchy and i'll probably have it on my ipod later.

oh and Anneliese van der Pol is in this playing a teenager even though she's like 26.

and now yasmin is being forced on the stage to sing even though she's got real bad stage fright. is she going to do it? noooo! she ran off! boo who!

and now the deaf guy is standing up for her. this movie is soo bad. now there's spanish music playing...nope sorry, the girl shut the movie off and did a costume change and now the music is back on.

now Yasmin spilled food on the deaf guy and OMG i think he's going to kiss her...nope tease.

now the girl who is throwing the party fell into her cake and then the pool. oh no.

Ooooo!!!! she called them bratz!!! daaaayum!

back to school: now everyone hates them because they don't sit with clicks anymore.

Oooo now they are a music group called...wait for it...BRATZ!!!!!! ahh! and they're gonna win the talent show...or so they think.

another music Montague.

now that girl who threw the party is threatening yasmin to drop out of the talent show because she has dirt on cloe's mom...dun dun dun!!!

god, cloe kind of looks (and sounds) like she has down syndrome.

now everyone hates yasmin because she dropped out of the show...even the deaf guy.

now yasmin is crying on her big fat spanish mother and they all are talking to cloe's mom who has a lazy eye but apparently knows yasmin better than the other girls do.

now yasmin is going to tell them why she dropped out of the show...

now it's the show. will the BRATZ be there?!?!?!

exorcise? yeah i got enough exorcise. just pushing my luck. <-- joke from the movie.

now another catchy song *taps foot* OMG! BRATZ CAR!!

"the show is over, with a capital over" <-- actual quote from the movie.

oh shit! the BRATZ are huuuuurrr!!!!!

now they're singing "brattitude" *eye roll* which is AWFUL!


WHERE DID THE FUCK DID THE CHOIR COME FROM?!?!?!!?!?!

i guess Yasmin is over her stage fright?

Oh look, they won now Cloe can go to college because apparently she's too poor to afford clothes, but not poor enough for financial aid?

Okay, now it's over. THANK GOD!


go rent it.

dude, your perspective on life sucks.

so...it's 3:15 in the morning and i can not sleep which wouldn't be too bad if i didn't have work in six hours. ugh. i hate when i can't sleep.

I just finished watching the season premier of top model, and i must say that i was very disapinted with their makeovers this cycle. only two people got extensions and none of them had anything that drastic. stoopid. I'm also not so sure about the people on this cycle either. everyone just seems so...bleh. there is this one girl, Nicole though who i seem to like so far, she's really really quiet and quirky but super fierce when her picture is taken. she's also small and has long (now extremely) curly hair and brains which everyone knows is kinda my type *eye roll* i'm not saying she's gorgeous or anything and she is NO Allison Harvard *love* (because my first thought of her way she looks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too anorexic for my taste, and i think it's effecting her speach) but throughout the episode she kind of grew on me except she should never, ever wear her hair back because her shoulders are too broad for her giraffe neck >_<.

as for the rest of the girls: I can already tell this will be a crazy season.

Ashley: i believe she is a dancer, and she got a long crazy weave.
Bianca: she reminds me of the girl Jai i dated a few months ago, only shorter, skinner, and bald. i can already tell she's going to be one of those girls I love or I hate.
Brittany: tyra gave her this gorgeous dark hair that makes her eyes creepy blue and makes her look like Sara Paxton (who i think is kind of gorgeous, btw)
Courtney: WTF is with the cast? how do you expect to walk the runway with a broken ankle? and i DO NOT like her new, dyke haircut.
Erin: she seems VERY immature (probably because she's 18). I do like her fucking snow white hair and eyebrows.
Jennifer: the token Asian girl who's going to do amazing but not have enough air time.
Kara: ugly. I'm sorry, but her lower part of her face needs to go.
Laura: southern, with a heavily annoying accent and kinda looks like the actress who plays Tara on Buffy.
Lisa: linda looks like Michelle whats her face from the second season of lost. she was only brought back after the CRAZY CRAZY Jesus girl dropped out, only to be eliminated the first episode. color me they had that planned.
LuLu: adorable. fucking adorable, but too bad she's 19, gay, and has her girlfriend's name TATTOOED ACROSS HER CHEST! le sigh.
Nicole: see above.
Rachel: huge fucking anime eyes.
Rae: the mother. i also love her white hair.
Sundai: don't really like her new, shorter do because her old long wavy weave was gorgeous on her. I also only think Tyra put her on here because she had a 'rough life' growing up. whatever.

so yeah, that was my mini top model review. I should REALLY get some sleep now, peace.

um...

can we just get this over with please? we both know we want it.

Saw you twice at the pop show

I woke up late the next morning. Like really late. I didn’t hear my alarm go off but I did hear the quick *beep beep* of my phone telling me I got a text message. I rolled over. 1 new message: frAAn. I slid my phone open: hey. Sorry. Just got your message, I went to bed super early last night. I sent a quick email to Robert telling him I will be late, closed my phone, and got out of bed. I didn’t even want to know what time it was. My clothes from earlier that morning were all over my floor. I picked up my pants, threw them on, grabbed a shirt from my closet and headed to the bathroom where I brushed my teeth quick, ran my fingers thru my hair, and then was out the door.

“Andrew” said my boss, startling me from the doodle I was doing in my sketchbook by coming around the corner towards my desk “how’s that new character coming along”?

“I have some ideas but I’m not sure about them” I said handing him a stack of potential characters “I can’t seem to grasp it just yet”. After looking at all the pictures he handed me my pages back and said “what about her? Yeah, I like that. I think you got something there”. I looked down to what he was pointing to when I noticed that he was looking at my sketchbook.

“huh? I-” I began but he cut me off by saying “what are you talking about, Meissner? We got our girl right there. I want a final copy as soon as possible please”.

When he left I looked down at what I was drawing. Without even thinking, I drew a small, slender girl with big eyes and a mound of dark hair around her face. Without thinking, I drew Alli as our new character. I worked on redrawing the character to not look so much like her for the next hour or so and was interrupted by a knock at my door.

“come in” I said not looking up from my drawing.
“I figured you’d like some coffee. You seem like a milk and sugar kind of guy” said a cool, flirty voice.
I jumped, it was her. I couldn’t believe she was standing here, in the doorway of my office.
“actually I’m more of a just milk, no sugar kind of guy” I teased.
“oh, more manly than I thought” Alli joked. “whatcha working on there” she said heading towards my deck.
I quickly tried covering up my drawing with a few other ones. “Oh, just some sketches of a new character for my show.
She looked over my shoulder. “she’s cute” she said pointing to one of the earlier sketches of a tall, thin girl with short ginger hair and a nose ring.
“Yeah, she is” I said. “but I’ve seen cuter”
She raised her eyebrow.
I smiled. “what are you doing here”? I asked taking the cup of coffee from her hand “how do you even know where I work”?
“I have connections” she said taking a sip of her drink.
“stalker” I laughed.
“so…do you get a lunch break or something” asked Alli.
“Yeah, I do actually” I noted.
“yeah? Well when”? she asked
“um…about now” I grinned.
I stoop up, grabbed my jacket and headed towards Alli.
“have anywhere in mind” I asked holding the door open for her.
“yeah I do actually” she said walking out of the door and giving me an extremely flirtatious eye. “Ever hear of a little place called Starbucks”
“you know what, I think I might have been there once or twice” I joked.

We walked downtown a few blocks and chatted about nothing. We sipped our coffee and occasionally brushed our hands up against each others. It was really nice out. I don’t know why I grabbed my jacket, I didn’t need it. I looked at Alli who was wearing a pencil skirt and a simple silk blouse, her shoes were the only thing flashy on her, bright red high heels. Her hair was pulled back today in a simple pony tail, but pieces were falling out all around her and framing her face. There was something about the contrast between the dark, ink like hair and her pale eyes that made my knees weak.

“what” she asked catching me looking at her.
“Nothing” I said and put on a goofy grin. “you look good”
“thanks. Not looking bad yourself” she teased. I was surprised to hear that since I was wearing the same pants I wore last night and a plain, button down flannel shirt.

We ended up stopping at a near bye café where we both ordered a salad. We found a table in the upstairs seating and chatted about absolutely nothing for the next hour.

Back at work, I found it a lot easier to draw my character. Everything seemed a lot better. I also wasn’t so tired or hung overish, just really smiley. Alli and I made plans to see each other later that night, I couldn’t wait for it to be 5:00. There would be no overtime tonight, tonight I was getting out when I was scheduled.

As soon as the clock turned 5 I rushed out of my office. Once home I picked out an outfit of a short sleeve purple, grey and green plaid button down, and dark washed jeans. I jumped in the shower and threw on my outfit along with a pair of grey pointed toe shoes and a few sprays of cologne. I dried my hair and styled it. I usually always was presentable, but tonight I was extra presentable.

I grabbed a cab and took it to the address Alli gave me earlier that afternoon. It wasn’t that far from the bar we went to the previous night, just a few blocks. I paid the cab driver and went into the building. Allis apartment building was rather nice. I took the stairs up to the fifth floor, room 43B. I knocked on the door. I heard movement from the other side, a crash, and a cat meow.

I am an amazing person.

the end.

I've got a theory...

...it could be bunnies.

that, and that i was a serial killer in a past life. i've been thinking about it a lot lately and i really think i was, i love blood, or anything to do with blood. i like really fucked up horror movies that involve a lot of killing and shit, and AND i actually think if i had to I could kill someone...which is funny because im anti hunting :)

in other news...um...i forgot. I haven't blogged in forever but for some reason Brittany convinced me to make a new livejournal -_-

I've been thinking about tattoos. I want a few more.i want felix on my foot *coughjencough* :), and a matching 'meissner' in runes on my left arm and i've been seriously been thinking about getting a chest piece...if i lose weight so i can show it off of course because i keep seeing guys come into work with their really low V-neck shirts and a chest piece peaking out and i love it. I seriously think i want one. of what? no clue, but something fucking awesome.

Tomorrow I am actually starting a diet. like a real diet. i think i am just going to eat what my mom eats. I've been eating zone bars on the way to work and i thought why not? why not do this zone bar diet? for breakfast i am going to have a zone bar and a coffee or coolatta and for lunch i'll have a zone bar and whatever to drink (probably water) and maybe a piece of fruit or something, and a normal dinner, and even fucking popcorn at night. and i want to stop eating past 8pm and start running again because i miss it. i want to take my treadmill down from upstairs and put it in my room and start using it in the winter because it will obviously be too cold oout to go to the park.

i'm really excited for halloween! this year i am going to go to the halloween parade in the city with Dierdre from work. it sound sooo fucking awesome. I asked Jen and Fran to come with me too but Jen told me no flat out and Fran said 'we'll see' which is fran for no. i need less goey to school and worky friends who can be not responsible with me. rawr. :)