I love her :)
Monday, March 14, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
Rolling in the deep
Sooo… it’s been a while since I’ve written anything in this…that could be because I kind of sort have maybe forgotten about this little blog of mine here until about three days ago when I was rummaging thru old files and there was that story I was working on saved on my computer and a little, eco friendly light bulb popped on in my head and reminded me that I have an awesome, hysterical blog somewhere lingering on the interweb (that’s what Deirdre calls it btw) so I’m back and with vengeance…at least for now anyway.
It’s about 12:40 in the morning and I’m wide awake due to my five hour nap I took earlier in the day when I came home, kicked off my shoes and was going to “lay down and take a quick cat nape” but obviously I was in a cat coma and next thing I know it’s 10:00 and boo is texting me telling me she’s leaving work and on her way home.
I kind of forgot what I wanted to write in here…so I guess I’ll just ramble. Btw, I’m totally sitting on my floor, with like six blankets and a body pillow (mostly because my room is an ice box for some reason, and because the typing was too loud for boo, who’s peacefully snoring away as I type). Let me paint you a picture of what I look like right now; I’m wearing a t shirt and bright orange boxers with fish on them. Curled up on my floor in a mound of blankets on a electric blue, zebra body pillow and my laptop with me…normally this wouldn’t be weird but you see, the screen on my laptop is broken, so I have it hooked up to a computer monitor so I can see what the fuck I’m looking at. Sooo…I’m tangled in these blankets with wires of all sorts and a fucking computer screen sitting next to me and a laptop on my lap. How fucking ghetto is that? I’m going to fit in perfectly in Queens if we get that apartment.
What apartment you may ask? Well, Deirdre and I have been looking into apartments because my parents are moving, and I’m trying to move up at work and make a living, so deirdre and I have decided to shack up : ) we (by we I mean Deirdre) found this AMAZING apartment on craigs list that sounded way too good to be true, but it was/is 110% legit! There was a link to the complexes website and everything. Anyway, it’s a one bedroom with four closets, in a complex that has a Laundromat, a gym, and a shopping center on site, 24/7 security, a watering hole for children to drink out of in the middle, and it’s on the FUCKING BEACH! It’s literally like apartment, boardwalk, beach. AMAZING right? Right!
In other news I’m beyond excited that the weather has been getting warmer. Besides the 150 mph winds (and the fear of being blown away every time I open my umbrella or put on a nun costume) the weather has been nice lately. It’s getting me excited for summer and everyone knows what the summer does to me…Andrew becomes an alcoholic once again. I can’t wait to sit outside and roast marshmallows and drink. Oh how I yearn for the sweet taste of tequila hitting the back of my throat and boys taking advantage of me once again. Oh summer, how I’ve missed thee.
One would think that because it’s so late, and I kind of want to go to sleep (but just can’t) that I would drink water, or warm milk to make me sleepy, but do I? nope. I’m sitting here with basically a gallon of homemade iced tea (which apparently has more caffeine than coffee?) so obviously I won’t be sleeping anytime soon.
I’ve been wanting new glasses for like, six years so the amazing Christine Holt ( check out her music page huuuurrreeeee: ) introduced me to this wonderful, wonderful website called WARBY PARKER, and it’s a site where you pick out five pairs of glasses you like and they send them to you for a at-home try on…for FREE! You get to keep them up to five days, and as long as you send them back within the five days you’re bank account won’t be charged a cent. I tried on my five pairs and can’t decide which ones I want (actually that’s a lie; I know which ones I want I just want everyone to tell me how good I look) the following images are of the five pairs I tried on. Leave a comment below to tell me which one you think I should get!
*sigh* I finished my iced tea and am still fo real thirsty. I need to invest in a black friend.
What else to talk about? Hmm… I’m listeing to Adele (<3). I found her while I was channel surfing upstate a few years ago when her video for ‘Chasing pavements’ was on and I thought she was that tall, thin girl in the video, but nope, she was actually the heavy girl hiding behind the tree and sitting in the car. I was really mad, because she’s sooooooo talented and really pretty. I was kind of disgusted because I felt bad for her and thought America made her hide herself and replaced her with this attractive girl for people to look at. Well, Fuck you America! She’s amazing! I kind of don’t like that she’s getting super famous now though, because that means everyone will start to listen to her. I like being a part of a select few that listen to not to well known artist. It makes me feel special, shut up. This is lady gaga all over.
There's a fire starting in my heart,
Reaching a fever pitch and it's bring me out the dark
It’s about 12:40 in the morning and I’m wide awake due to my five hour nap I took earlier in the day when I came home, kicked off my shoes and was going to “lay down and take a quick cat nape” but obviously I was in a cat coma and next thing I know it’s 10:00 and boo is texting me telling me she’s leaving work and on her way home.
I kind of forgot what I wanted to write in here…so I guess I’ll just ramble. Btw, I’m totally sitting on my floor, with like six blankets and a body pillow (mostly because my room is an ice box for some reason, and because the typing was too loud for boo, who’s peacefully snoring away as I type). Let me paint you a picture of what I look like right now; I’m wearing a t shirt and bright orange boxers with fish on them. Curled up on my floor in a mound of blankets on a electric blue, zebra body pillow and my laptop with me…normally this wouldn’t be weird but you see, the screen on my laptop is broken, so I have it hooked up to a computer monitor so I can see what the fuck I’m looking at. Sooo…I’m tangled in these blankets with wires of all sorts and a fucking computer screen sitting next to me and a laptop on my lap. How fucking ghetto is that? I’m going to fit in perfectly in Queens if we get that apartment.
What apartment you may ask? Well, Deirdre and I have been looking into apartments because my parents are moving, and I’m trying to move up at work and make a living, so deirdre and I have decided to shack up : ) we (by we I mean Deirdre) found this AMAZING apartment on craigs list that sounded way too good to be true, but it was/is 110% legit! There was a link to the complexes website and everything. Anyway, it’s a one bedroom with four closets, in a complex that has a Laundromat, a gym, and a shopping center on site, 24/7 security, a watering hole for children to drink out of in the middle, and it’s on the FUCKING BEACH! It’s literally like apartment, boardwalk, beach. AMAZING right? Right!
In other news I’m beyond excited that the weather has been getting warmer. Besides the 150 mph winds (and the fear of being blown away every time I open my umbrella or put on a nun costume) the weather has been nice lately. It’s getting me excited for summer and everyone knows what the summer does to me…Andrew becomes an alcoholic once again. I can’t wait to sit outside and roast marshmallows and drink. Oh how I yearn for the sweet taste of tequila hitting the back of my throat and boys taking advantage of me once again. Oh summer, how I’ve missed thee.
One would think that because it’s so late, and I kind of want to go to sleep (but just can’t) that I would drink water, or warm milk to make me sleepy, but do I? nope. I’m sitting here with basically a gallon of homemade iced tea (which apparently has more caffeine than coffee?) so obviously I won’t be sleeping anytime soon.
I’ve been wanting new glasses for like, six years so the amazing Christine Holt ( check out her music page huuuurrreeeee: ) introduced me to this wonderful, wonderful website called WARBY PARKER, and it’s a site where you pick out five pairs of glasses you like and they send them to you for a at-home try on…for FREE! You get to keep them up to five days, and as long as you send them back within the five days you’re bank account won’t be charged a cent. I tried on my five pairs and can’t decide which ones I want (actually that’s a lie; I know which ones I want I just want everyone to tell me how good I look) the following images are of the five pairs I tried on. Leave a comment below to tell me which one you think I should get!
*sigh* I finished my iced tea and am still fo real thirsty. I need to invest in a black friend.
What else to talk about? Hmm… I’m listeing to Adele (<3). I found her while I was channel surfing upstate a few years ago when her video for ‘Chasing pavements’ was on and I thought she was that tall, thin girl in the video, but nope, she was actually the heavy girl hiding behind the tree and sitting in the car. I was really mad, because she’s sooooooo talented and really pretty. I was kind of disgusted because I felt bad for her and thought America made her hide herself and replaced her with this attractive girl for people to look at. Well, Fuck you America! She’s amazing! I kind of don’t like that she’s getting super famous now though, because that means everyone will start to listen to her. I like being a part of a select few that listen to not to well known artist. It makes me feel special, shut up. This is lady gaga all over.
There's a fire starting in my heart,
Reaching a fever pitch and it's bring me out the dark
Friday, July 16, 2010
Holy shit ballz….
What ze fuck have I been up to? Seriously, I have no idea. I guess I could sit here and write about getting into school and looking for apartments and shit like that, but I feel like that’s something I should have written over time, and not at once…ya dig?
Anywho, It’s about three in the morning, and I, of course, got a second wind after I got home from Deirdre’s house and am now watching ‘All grown up’ on netflix because I’m obviously a seven year old.
I feel like I have so much shit to talk about but I can’t think of any of it. I need new glasses, like fo real real. I’ve had the same pair for almost five years, and I’m too po’ to keep buying new contacts every three months (which is probably why I wear a pair a month at a time and don’t take them out [which is probably why I’ve been suffering from intense headaches often. Go figure.])
*leaves computer and eats almost an entire bag of cool ranch Doritos while having a text convo with deirdre*
I am unimpressed with this blog. Suck my taint.
-A
Anywho, It’s about three in the morning, and I, of course, got a second wind after I got home from Deirdre’s house and am now watching ‘All grown up’ on netflix because I’m obviously a seven year old.
I feel like I have so much shit to talk about but I can’t think of any of it. I need new glasses, like fo real real. I’ve had the same pair for almost five years, and I’m too po’ to keep buying new contacts every three months (which is probably why I wear a pair a month at a time and don’t take them out [which is probably why I’ve been suffering from intense headaches often. Go figure.])
*leaves computer and eats almost an entire bag of cool ranch Doritos while having a text convo with deirdre*
I am unimpressed with this blog. Suck my taint.
-A
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
True Life: I'm a shopaholic
It has come to my attention that I, Andrew Steven Meissner am a shopaholic. I realized this months, no, years ago, but did nothing about it. From now on, however, I am going to *try* to not spend money as much as I do...mainly because papa needs a new set of wheels, but also in the long run it would be nice to have money in da bank, ya mean?
Anyway, after coming to this realization that I am addicted to spending money I decided to clean up my room and make it all pretty and more organized. While doing so I counted most of my clothes and here is the inventory:
Tops (including Shirts, Sweaters, and Sweatshirts): 135...ish
Bottoms (including pants, Jeans, and Shorts): 25...ish
Shoes: 20...ish
Jackets: 2
Suits: 2 (well technically one suit and one tux but whatever)
Ties: 15...ish
Belts: 4
Suspenders: 2
Hats: 10
Scarves: 15...ish
Sunglasses: 20...ish
Why do I have over twenty pairs of shoes? do I really need them all? no. Do I wear them all? no, but I have over twenty pairs of shoes...and that is not counting what is under my bed, that is why there is an "ish" after some of the count.
I have a problem, and I really need to start working on it. le sigh.
Anyway, here are the results of my room purge:
These are some shirts rolled up into boxes I took from work :)
This is where the magic happens.
nom nom nom.
This is my other girlfriend, Chocolaundra.
Best wall of the whole closet :)
Anyway, after coming to this realization that I am addicted to spending money I decided to clean up my room and make it all pretty and more organized. While doing so I counted most of my clothes and here is the inventory:
Tops (including Shirts, Sweaters, and Sweatshirts): 135...ish
Bottoms (including pants, Jeans, and Shorts): 25...ish
Shoes: 20...ish
Jackets: 2
Suits: 2 (well technically one suit and one tux but whatever)
Ties: 15...ish
Belts: 4
Suspenders: 2
Hats: 10
Scarves: 15...ish
Sunglasses: 20...ish
Why do I have over twenty pairs of shoes? do I really need them all? no. Do I wear them all? no, but I have over twenty pairs of shoes...and that is not counting what is under my bed, that is why there is an "ish" after some of the count.
I have a problem, and I really need to start working on it. le sigh.
Anyway, here are the results of my room purge:
These are some shirts rolled up into boxes I took from work :)
This is where the magic happens.
nom nom nom.
This is my other girlfriend, Chocolaundra.
Best wall of the whole closet :)
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Imma be Imma be Imma Imma Imma be.
Dear friends/readers,
It has come to my attention that I have not posted an actual eventful blog in a very, very long time. I am sorry if I have disappointed any of my loyal *eye roll* readers out there that just can’t get enough of my telling about every moment of my life. I know that some, okay, most of you losers sitting at your computer look up to me like I am some sort of God, but this nigga has a life and can’t just sit around typing out this shit for you all. Sucka please.
Anyway, a lot of shit has happened since October, 2009. The most important and most obvious is that it is now 2010. Duh, shitface. I am going to try very hard to remember specific details about the past few months so that ya’ll can paint a picture in your head….here we go:
October: I was a zombie for Halloween. Every year I spend months and months planning my Halloween costume and every year, at the last minute I change it to something along the lines of a zombie. This past Halloween I went on a prosthetic binge and bought as much fake shit as I could to glue all over my body. I must say that I looked pretty fucking awesome. Half of my face was a skull, and I had burns and cuts and blood all over my body. *buffs nails* sometimes I amaze myself…also I shaved all my hair off sometimes that month, before Halloween.
November: all I can remember from November is that I had a really good thanksgiving.
Christmas this past year was pretty good. I had gotten around $750 from family and friends to put towards a new car. Where is that money now? Not in my bank account I can tell you that. Once again I am ’po, motha fuckas!
What else has been going on in my life? Lets start about work…H&M and I have a love/hate relationship. The thing is that I love it when I’m not there, but once I have to actually be there (and I’m not dressing mannequins) I hate it. As of January 4th I am now in the ladies department, which means a lot more running and a lot less cleaning which can be a good thing, and it taught me that I need to work on my time management skills. I actually really like ladies. it’s a lot different from the mens department and I need to learn how to merchandise their shit the ’H&M’ way and not the Andrew way…which is what I was doing in mens, haha. I am hopefully, hopefully going to be able to work my way up to an actual visual and not just a full timer who helps with the visual work. I really want to be one. I would like my job even more if all I had to do throughout the day was dress mannequins in the window and make the store pretty :]
Work has also brought love…I am now currently in an actual relationship, not just serial dating. As of January 7th, miss Deirdre Reilly and I are a couple…a couple of racist, baby killing bitches that is. Things are going rather well *knock wood* and I am very much happy :] I’m glad that I can make rude comments and really fucked up racist jokes and someone besides me will laugh…and I guess I like that’s she’s kind of really cute too *eye roll* :]
So tomorrow is Deirdre and my first valentines day together and we are going to the melting pot, a crazy ridiculously expensive fondue restaurant that I can not wait to eat at. We’re getting a five course meal equipped with fondue, sorbet, ice cream fondue thingy, salads, lobster, fillet mignon, chicken, and a bunch of other shit. Omg. Nom nom nom. I can’t wait. We’re going with her sister, her sisters fiancé, and their friends and I’m so excited. Raaah! Hehehe.
Peace out!
Love, Andrew
ps: I now have yellow hair :)
It has come to my attention that I have not posted an actual eventful blog in a very, very long time. I am sorry if I have disappointed any of my loyal *eye roll* readers out there that just can’t get enough of my telling about every moment of my life. I know that some, okay, most of you losers sitting at your computer look up to me like I am some sort of God, but this nigga has a life and can’t just sit around typing out this shit for you all. Sucka please.
Anyway, a lot of shit has happened since October, 2009. The most important and most obvious is that it is now 2010. Duh, shitface. I am going to try very hard to remember specific details about the past few months so that ya’ll can paint a picture in your head….here we go:
October: I was a zombie for Halloween. Every year I spend months and months planning my Halloween costume and every year, at the last minute I change it to something along the lines of a zombie. This past Halloween I went on a prosthetic binge and bought as much fake shit as I could to glue all over my body. I must say that I looked pretty fucking awesome. Half of my face was a skull, and I had burns and cuts and blood all over my body. *buffs nails* sometimes I amaze myself…also I shaved all my hair off sometimes that month, before Halloween.
November: all I can remember from November is that I had a really good thanksgiving.
Christmas this past year was pretty good. I had gotten around $750 from family and friends to put towards a new car. Where is that money now? Not in my bank account I can tell you that. Once again I am ’po, motha fuckas!
What else has been going on in my life? Lets start about work…H&M and I have a love/hate relationship. The thing is that I love it when I’m not there, but once I have to actually be there (and I’m not dressing mannequins) I hate it. As of January 4th I am now in the ladies department, which means a lot more running and a lot less cleaning which can be a good thing, and it taught me that I need to work on my time management skills. I actually really like ladies. it’s a lot different from the mens department and I need to learn how to merchandise their shit the ’H&M’ way and not the Andrew way…which is what I was doing in mens, haha. I am hopefully, hopefully going to be able to work my way up to an actual visual and not just a full timer who helps with the visual work. I really want to be one. I would like my job even more if all I had to do throughout the day was dress mannequins in the window and make the store pretty :]
Work has also brought love…I am now currently in an actual relationship, not just serial dating. As of January 7th, miss Deirdre Reilly and I are a couple…a couple of racist, baby killing bitches that is. Things are going rather well *knock wood* and I am very much happy :] I’m glad that I can make rude comments and really fucked up racist jokes and someone besides me will laugh…and I guess I like that’s she’s kind of really cute too *eye roll* :]
So tomorrow is Deirdre and my first valentines day together and we are going to the melting pot, a crazy ridiculously expensive fondue restaurant that I can not wait to eat at. We’re getting a five course meal equipped with fondue, sorbet, ice cream fondue thingy, salads, lobster, fillet mignon, chicken, and a bunch of other shit. Omg. Nom nom nom. I can’t wait. We’re going with her sister, her sisters fiancé, and their friends and I’m so excited. Raaah! Hehehe.
Peace out!
Love, Andrew
ps: I now have yellow hair :)
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Good bye twenty oh nine.
And hello twenty ten. I can not believe that 360 days ago I was sitting down (in frans dining room) typing a blog about how much I thought 2009 would suck…and I was wrong for the most part. I actually had a pretty good 2009, there were a lot of changes that happened and I did some growing up which only made me even more awesome ;)
Lets see, what has happened this past year?
January: Hmm… I brought in the new year by singing karaoke with Fran, Ryan and Bfll. We drank and hung out. I worked my last few shifts at good ol KB toys.
February: all I can remember from February is spending about $100 on supplies to make my mom a gorgeous birthday cake. I think I went on a date with that girl Caitlin sometimes around then too…*shrug* oh! Lmfao, and KB officially closed and I got an extra $300 in my last pay check. Oops.
March: OK cupid took over my life. I was re reading old emails and I TOTALLY forgot about that little fling I had with that chocolate JAI latte. All I did was sit around and watch TV because I was totally unemployed. OMG the britney spears concert! How could I forget that? I’m an ass.
April: Jenny’s 22nd birthday at Chili’s. that’s when my car started acting weird. I played dad to my brothers when my parents went away for a week. I went on my interview to H&M sometime at the end of the month and things started to look up. Bffl moved away, which was sad.
May: new job, new school goals, new Andrew. This is when H&M started to rule my life. With a new income came new things. I totally redid my room from ceiling to floor (literally. I ripped up my rug one morning). I went on the FIT interview where my portfolio blew everyone elses out of the water. I went to my first H&M outing where I drank and danced all night. One…two…three…I LOVE YOU! Hahaha!
June: The big O. the big Two oh, that is. No longer was I a teenager. Settled for Applebees for my birthday, but had a really good time. I treated myself to a new tattoo ^_^
*bffl got married sometime around here*
July: White trash partaaay! Naked marco polo. Boobies all over the place! Finding out my mom liked spur of the moment sex.
August: umm…augusty stuff. Decided not to go back to school.
September: started to work at the office. Buzzed all my hair off. Clean start.
October: ZOMBIE. Best Halloween makeup job. Ever. Spending over $300 on makeup. Left the office for full time at H&M.
November: best thanksgiving with the family. More hours at work means even more income which means even more new things.
December: money. Crazy working hours. Being stuck on a train with a cop. Bonding over dead baby jokes.
And here I am. Writing this.
Obviously there was a lot more that happened throughout the year, I just don’t remember. All in all I would have to say that 2009 wasn’t too shabby. Lets see what 2010 has to offer.
2009:
2010:
Lets see, what has happened this past year?
January: Hmm… I brought in the new year by singing karaoke with Fran, Ryan and Bfll. We drank and hung out. I worked my last few shifts at good ol KB toys.
February: all I can remember from February is spending about $100 on supplies to make my mom a gorgeous birthday cake. I think I went on a date with that girl Caitlin sometimes around then too…*shrug* oh! Lmfao, and KB officially closed and I got an extra $300 in my last pay check. Oops.
March: OK cupid took over my life. I was re reading old emails and I TOTALLY forgot about that little fling I had with that chocolate JAI latte. All I did was sit around and watch TV because I was totally unemployed. OMG the britney spears concert! How could I forget that? I’m an ass.
April: Jenny’s 22nd birthday at Chili’s. that’s when my car started acting weird. I played dad to my brothers when my parents went away for a week. I went on my interview to H&M sometime at the end of the month and things started to look up. Bffl moved away, which was sad.
May: new job, new school goals, new Andrew. This is when H&M started to rule my life. With a new income came new things. I totally redid my room from ceiling to floor (literally. I ripped up my rug one morning). I went on the FIT interview where my portfolio blew everyone elses out of the water. I went to my first H&M outing where I drank and danced all night. One…two…three…I LOVE YOU! Hahaha!
June: The big O. the big Two oh, that is. No longer was I a teenager. Settled for Applebees for my birthday, but had a really good time. I treated myself to a new tattoo ^_^
*bffl got married sometime around here*
July: White trash partaaay! Naked marco polo. Boobies all over the place! Finding out my mom liked spur of the moment sex.
August: umm…augusty stuff. Decided not to go back to school.
September: started to work at the office. Buzzed all my hair off. Clean start.
October: ZOMBIE. Best Halloween makeup job. Ever. Spending over $300 on makeup. Left the office for full time at H&M.
November: best thanksgiving with the family. More hours at work means even more income which means even more new things.
December: money. Crazy working hours. Being stuck on a train with a cop. Bonding over dead baby jokes.
And here I am. Writing this.
Obviously there was a lot more that happened throughout the year, I just don’t remember. All in all I would have to say that 2009 wasn’t too shabby. Lets see what 2010 has to offer.
2009:
2010:
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